how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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