I wannas sexs uuuuu
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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