I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
