Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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