State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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