don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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