butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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