Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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