didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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