everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
it glows. i had to have it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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