Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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