I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Bring me that man meat
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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