Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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