I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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