hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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