Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Randomize
