Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize