she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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