nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Damn victory sex feels great
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