TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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