His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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