i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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