i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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