i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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