college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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