I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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