i jhust puked up my retainher.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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