is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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