If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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