I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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