If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
