Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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