So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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