Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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