So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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