fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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