I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize