don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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