so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
