it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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