Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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