I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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