gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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