Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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