I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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