didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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