Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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