Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
