Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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