Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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