I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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