I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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