what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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